Cars were one of my very first interests. Apparently, I would spend hours in my crib as a
toddler looking out the window at the cars driving by. And my favorite toys were
Matchbox and
Hot Wheels
die-cast miniatures. The first cars I was ever a passenger in were my dad's
1962 Corvette
and my mom's
1965 Corvair Monza,
and while both of these cars were pretty cool, I think my memories of them are mostly from
pictures and home movies. By the time I was developing my earliest permanent memories, both
cars had been traded in for a 1969 Ford LTD which was a lot less exciting.
Despite being a confirmed "car guy" my entire life, my car history is actually a bit spotty. If I
was ever important enough to be a guest on the British car show
Top Gear,
I would definitely get slammed.
Still, I find that less-than-spectacular vehicles often have a certain charm that can be hard to
pin down and to articulate to others. Following is a list of all of the cars that I've either owned
or driven extensively, along with a description of their positive aspects as well as their quirks.
1977 DATSUN B210
I learned to drive on my dad's old
Datsun B210,
a brown, two-door hatchback with a 1.4 liter inline 4-cylinder engine and a 4-speed manual transmission.
These cars were extremely reliable from a mechanical standpoint, but unfortunately the combination of
cheap steel and poor rust-proofing meant that the bodies started to rot almost immediately. And
the performance wasn't great either, although the manual transmission helped a little with that.
We spent several weeks practicing in the elementary school parking lot at the bottom of our street,
and I slowly but surely got the hang of the clutch and the extremely heavy, non-power steering. Once
I got my license, I was occasionally allowed to drive it to school, and I actually still remember how
thrilling that was.
1979 PONTIAC GRAND PRIX LJ
I inherited a
1979 Pontiac Grand Prix
from my uncle when I was still in high school in early 1986 or so, and this was the first car that
actually belonged to me. Unfortunately, I don't have any pictures of the real thing, but I did love this
car and still remember it like I just drove it to school yesterday. The two-tone silver paint and fake
red velour seats were definitely classy with a capital "C." :-) This was also the first car that I ever
drove that had a V8 engine, although it was a measly 301 with only 135 horsepower, which coupled with the
automatic transmission meant it was pretty much slow as molasses. My friend and I took it out to a deserted
rural road when I first got it, and he timed me while I accelerated from zero to sixty MPH several times in
a row. The fastest time I was able to get was just over 14 seconds, slow even by eighties standards. Still,
it had a decent V8 rumble, was very comfortable with the adjustable electric seats, and overall I think it
was a pretty good first car.